Psycho Girlfriend Creates the Slutmobile

I will try to make this short. There's a lot of speculation out there as to what happened with the "slutmobile".

So I had a really rough week and my friend said that he was having some friends over on Saturday night. He lives about 25 minutes away.. that's right 25 minutes away. I own a Jeep Cherokee which is quite the gas guzzler, so I asked my wife if I could borrow her car to go. She said it was no problem and I arrived pretty late, probably around midnight.

We were hanging out having a few brews, etc... and we were having some geeky discussion about whether video games would become like virtual reality or whether we would end up thinking to move the characters in the games.

Oddly enough we hear a knock at the door. All I remember at this point is that my friends girlfriend comes in looks around and then the drama begins.
She looks across the room and recognizes some girl which she has seen before. She starts yelling and screaming expletives about how my friend was a lying sack of sh*t c*cks***** cheating son of a bitch.

Apparently she immediately thought that the girl was there to sleep with her boyfriend. I honestly believe that the girl she was referring to was actually there with another guy... so her assumptions and delusions were unfounded. Mind you, I talk to my friend a fair deal, and it doesn't seem to me like he is cheating on her. I could be wrong, but I don't think he has the time to be with someone else nor does he really have a desire (I mean look at the pics.. I'd be scared to cheat on her too!).

In any case, she went crazy at this point made a racket, broke some sh&t and made everything very ackward. She left screaming and we weren't sure what to do at that point. Everything was fairly friendly up until then.

We weren't sure if we should stay or leave and my friend asked if we wouldn't mind staying. He knows that his girlfriend is psycho, but that he didn't want us to end the evening like that.

We all obliged... shortly (about 20 minutes afterwords). We hear about 3 loud thumps outside. We run out to see what was happening and we could see her lincoln cruiser ramming into the back of the cars. We run out to tell her she's a crazy bitch, and she leaves once again, screechin out of the driveway.

When we go to assess the situation, we see what happened.




On the side of the house is painted something like "CHEATING C*CK*****"

We start cleaning things up and I start to lose it at this point. I'm not quite sure what to do at this point. Then before I know it - while we are trying to figure out what to do, she comes back!!!!

She runs in to kick the sh*t out of the girl inside the house (which I remind you is innocent).
She leaves the keys in the car and runs in. I take the keys and I'm not sure what I should do at this point. Should I crash the car, should I throw the keys, what I should I do?! As I go inside to yell at her and tell her she is ruining other peoples lives. She starts to run outside screaming at all of us. She realizes she doesn't have her keys and starts screaming that SHES GOING TO CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW. I was fine with it... but apparently she knew something I didn't because all the other people were like Give her her keys....

I didn't need to ask, I figured someone there was going to get in trouble if she did call the cops. I obviously didn't want to deal with that either. So I gave her the keys... but not without making it explicit with as much rage and fury, that she was to LEAVE RIGHT F***** NOW. and that I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR F***** FACE! LEAVE NOW LEAVE NOW!!! I said with such rage and fury that she could tell that I meant business. I was not her boyfriend and she was in danger that I was going to do something.

She left and I never heard back from her. My friend pleaded with me and assured me that he will take care of it. As she realized what a crazy bitch she was, she finally apologized through text through her boyfriend and said she would offer $1000 to fix it.

Little did she know her damages would amount to a lot more than that .... not to mention the fact that she will have to live with the stupidity for the rest of her life.

As I noted in Flickr, my wife also works at a school - so she can't drive the slutmobile to work... (yes, the slutmobile is what we're calling it)

And now all my friends call me slut. which as much as I'd like to say is true... well its not. The situation is complex, but right now I have shopped around for a few different quotes.

For those of you that figured out I left the vin in the original pic posted, thanks for pointing that out (I have removed it) - I never meant the quote to make it through the internet and now it has become famous overnight. I was using it to get alternate quotes from different people. If you have found someone exploiting or using this, please bring it to my attention.

I will probably take the car in to get fixed for a slightly better deal this coming week. But the drama still continues, and I would like to figure out her full name, which has been an issue because her boyfriend is protecting her.

I firmly believe it is time she needs to pay for the repercussions (and especially if the financial/repair issue isn't rectified.).

I will post updates as they happen here...


Update:
Right now I'm still getting quotes and I have to try to get the car fixed. Some better quotes are by people who do this type of work on the side, but the whole ordeal is going to cost about $2000 at least.

the Ban-She(e) is supposed to pay for the damages, but it doesn't seem like she will. My friend has made himself responsible but its a lot of money that might have to be paid over time. It doesn't seem like a deal breaker as he is still with her... which I can't understand.

It's still not funny to me, but it will be eventually I suspect...

The problem is that without comprehensive insurance coverage, that leaves me with pressing criminal or civil charges if it doesn't get taken care of appropriately. In which case I would need to ask for help from the community to track her down because I don't know her full name and my friend is pretty much protecting her (hint: she's a heavy MySpace user and I have her profile).

UPDATE:
My Friend gave me some money (oddly enough, not because of my blog posts - which he knows nothing about). This is enough to pay for the windshield and the start of the body work to come. I will only ask for donations if I know that I am not going to receive the money from my friend. But if you would like to help the cause, I would be grateful if you take the time to click on an advertisement that interests you and in turn donate a few cents to the cause.

Even if I get full payment from him (which I feel better about today honestly), I still plan on making things right... so for those of you that are wondering I do have a plan.

What is that plan? Aside from the likely legal issues, maybe you will find out who this crazy girl is... and hopefully the story will stay with her for the rest of her life . Stay tuned.