Psycho Girlfriend Creates the Slutmobile
I will try to make this short. There's a lot of speculation out there as to what happened with the "slutmobile".
So I had a really rough week and my friend said that he was having some friends over on Saturday night. He lives about 25 minutes away.. that's right 25 minutes away. I own a Jeep Cherokee which is quite the gas guzzler, so I asked my wife if I could borrow her car to go. She said it was no problem and I arrived pretty late, probably around midnight.
We were hanging out having a few brews, etc... and we were having some geeky discussion about whether video games would become like virtual reality or whether we would end up thinking to move the characters in the games.
Oddly enough we hear a knock at the door. All I remember at this point is that my friends girlfriend comes in looks around and then the drama begins.
She looks across the room and recognizes some girl which she has seen before. She starts yelling and screaming expletives about how my friend was a lying sack of sh*t c*cks***** cheating son of a bitch.
Apparently she immediately thought that the girl was there to sleep with her boyfriend. I honestly believe that the girl she was referring to was actually there with another guy... so her assumptions and delusions were unfounded. Mind you, I talk to my friend a fair deal, and it doesn't seem to me like he is cheating on her. I could be wrong, but I don't think he has the time to be with someone else nor does he really have a desire (I mean look at the pics.. I'd be scared to cheat on her too!).
In any case, she went crazy at this point made a racket, broke some sh&t and made everything very ackward. She left screaming and we weren't sure what to do at that point. Everything was fairly friendly up until then.
We weren't sure if we should stay or leave and my friend asked if we wouldn't mind staying. He knows that his girlfriend is psycho, but that he didn't want us to end the evening like that.
We all obliged... shortly (about 20 minutes afterwords). We hear about 3 loud thumps outside. We run out to see what was happening and we could see her lincoln cruiser ramming into the back of the cars. We run out to tell her she's a crazy bitch, and she leaves once again, screechin out of the driveway.
When we go to assess the situation, we see what happened.
On the side of the house is painted something like "CHEATING C*CK*****"
We start cleaning things up and I start to lose it at this point. I'm not quite sure what to do at this point. Then before I know it - while we are trying to figure out what to do, she comes back!!!!
She runs in to kick the sh*t out of the girl inside the house (which I remind you is innocent).
She leaves the keys in the car and runs in. I take the keys and I'm not sure what I should do at this point. Should I crash the car, should I throw the keys, what I should I do?! As I go inside to yell at her and tell her she is ruining other peoples lives. She starts to run outside screaming at all of us. She realizes she doesn't have her keys and starts screaming that SHES GOING TO CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW. I was fine with it... but apparently she knew something I didn't because all the other people were like Give her her keys....
I didn't need to ask, I figured someone there was going to get in trouble if she did call the cops. I obviously didn't want to deal with that either. So I gave her the keys... but not without making it explicit with as much rage and fury, that she was to LEAVE RIGHT F***** NOW. and that I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR F***** FACE! LEAVE NOW LEAVE NOW!!! I said with such rage and fury that she could tell that I meant business. I was not her boyfriend and she was in danger that I was going to do something.
She left and I never heard back from her. My friend pleaded with me and assured me that he will take care of it. As she realized what a crazy bitch she was, she finally apologized through text through her boyfriend and said she would offer $1000 to fix it.
Little did she know her damages would amount to a lot more than that .... not to mention the fact that she will have to live with the stupidity for the rest of her life.
As I noted in Flickr, my wife also works at a school - so she can't drive the slutmobile to work... (yes, the slutmobile is what we're calling it)
And now all my friends call me slut. which as much as I'd like to say is true... well its not. The situation is complex, but right now I have shopped around for a few different quotes.
For those of you that figured out I left the vin in the original pic posted, thanks for pointing that out (I have removed it) - I never meant the quote to make it through the internet and now it has become famous overnight. I was using it to get alternate quotes from different people. If you have found someone exploiting or using this, please bring it to my attention.
I will probably take the car in to get fixed for a slightly better deal this coming week. But the drama still continues, and I would like to figure out her full name, which has been an issue because her boyfriend is protecting her.
I firmly believe it is time she needs to pay for the repercussions (and especially if the financial/repair issue isn't rectified.).
I will post updates as they happen here...
Update:
Right now I'm still getting quotes and I have to try to get the car fixed. Some better quotes are by people who do this type of work on the side, but the whole ordeal is going to cost about $2000 at least.
the Ban-She(e) is supposed to pay for the damages, but it doesn't seem like she will. My friend has made himself responsible but its a lot of money that might have to be paid over time. It doesn't seem like a deal breaker as he is still with her... which I can't understand.
It's still not funny to me, but it will be eventually I suspect...
The problem is that without comprehensive insurance coverage, that leaves me with pressing criminal or civil charges if it doesn't get taken care of appropriately. In which case I would need to ask for help from the community to track her down because I don't know her full name and my friend is pretty much protecting her (hint: she's a heavy MySpace user and I have her profile).
UPDATE:
My Friend gave me some money (oddly enough, not because of my blog posts - which he knows nothing about). This is enough to pay for the windshield and the start of the body work to come. I will only ask for donations if I know that I am not going to receive the money from my friend. But if you would like to help the cause, I would be grateful if you take the time to click on an advertisement that interests you and in turn donate a few cents to the cause.
Even if I get full payment from him (which I feel better about today honestly), I still plan on making things right... so for those of you that are wondering I do have a plan.
What is that plan? Aside from the likely legal issues, maybe you will find out who this crazy girl is... and hopefully the story will stay with her for the rest of her life . Stay tuned.
Labels: crazy, girlfriend, psycho, story
posted by mauricio @ 1:10 AM
59 Comments
59 Comments:
You need to have criminal charges pressed against her. Its the only way youll get your money from her (trust me, been there, done that) and the only way this Banseee will learn a lesson.
Holy F*ck. You need to press criminal charges immediately against that crazy cunt, she should be in jail..
Omg that's horrible. Found your entry here from Flickr (after browsing around when I'm supposed to be doing my work). I think you should press criminal charges, you have every right to. She had no right to attack people or smash up your car like that in the first place. It's a crime. I agree with neoecs. She deserves the lawsuit and a stay in prison might cure her some, but wouldn't pin too much hope on that.
That absolutely sucks, bro. Hope that you get this straightened out.
Now, in all honestly, do you think that your friend deserved the jealous paranoia? In my experience (!), women who act like that generally are justified in their suspicion (if not in their reactions).
How can her boyfriend, YOUR friend, protect her after such a violent, psychotic act?! She does not deserve protection. The right thing is not always the easy thing.
Man, press charges, a b*tch like that needs to learn her lesson, she's crazy and someone needs to put their F*cking foot down.
The fact that you never at any point stood up to her and explained what was going on is pretty pathetic. Man up dude. You could have stopped this early on.
You couldn't call the cops because you thought "someone" would get in trouble?
Then stop complaining.
Firstly, you need to press charges against this woman. Secondly, if your "friend" is protecting her then he's not a friend. She destroyed your property. You're a grown man and these aren't the sort of people any responsible adult should be spending their time with.
i will keep it short call the cops and press charges! he is not really your friend if he is takeing her side! do what you got to do!!
dude your shit got fucked up. Press charges on her bro, your friend isn't really a friend if he's trying to protect her, still cant believe he's with her too.
How bout some pictures of the "cheating c*ck" painted on the house or something like it?
You've been dugg. Expect a lot of traffic.
Man, that sucks. Good luck with all that.
Press charges, please. If you do not, then how will you feel when she does it to the next person. You have a civic duty to see her punished for this act.
Definition of a friend: someone who helps you in your time of need. Hit DELETE on your friend, press cahrges against the girl, and step it up a bit with your friends. Raise your standards buddy, sounds like you're an ok guy.
Since the boyfriend is protecting her I say go after the boyfriend....
Wow man, that's an INSANE story.
Good times, I guess.
Check /b/, they can find anything for you ;P
Why the hell would the bf be protecting her after all that..?
Welcome to the front page of digg... to assist your financial situation, I'd set up a paypal for donations... nobody deserves to go through that, especially when it's entirely unjustified and you (and your wife) are innocent bystanders... Set up a paypal for donations, I'm sure there's a lot of empathetic people out there that know exactly how much your situation sucks (myself included), and would float you a dollar here or there to help pay for repairs, court costs for suing the psycho, and necessary booze to convert the ordeal into something laughable once it's over...
You need to press charges and re-assess your friendship with this guy. You also need to think of the situation in which this has put your wife. Not only is this damage / vandalism of property, but it has also affected your wife and her job (and probably added some stress to your marriage). You and your wife are the priority. The right thing is sometimes hard to do. You need to act before it's too late.
PRESS CHARGES! SERIOUSLY! That's the only way this crazy bitch is going to learn her lesson.
you know what your little drama is just a little too over the top. you cant press charges against her because you dont know her name and address? your "friend" wont give you her information and is still with her? please guy - first off if he doesnt give the information, what kind of friend is that? do i really need to even ask? further more if he doesnt give up the info to POLICE then he will be interfering with an investigation and will wind up in trouble himself. on top of that you and the police could easily attain her information from her license plate.
"but apparently she knew something I didn't because all the other people were like Give her her keys...."
you gave her the keys because if the police came your hood rat friends with criminal records and outstanding warrants would be arrested. thats what you should have said because after all that is the truth now isnt it?
your story is full of holes. get your shit straight and try again. that or if it is true you better get the cops involved and doing something about it. she can be charged with (amongst other things) malicious damage of private property, assault, disorderly conduct, and even a couple of felonies.
so basically what im saying here - and i hope people see this - is quite simply: put up or shut up.
She's got a car... trade.
When its fixed, trade back.
or grow a pair and call the cops.
You need to edit your post and put the word friend in quotes.
How can he be your friend if he cares more about salvaging that dysfunctional relationship than helping you.
Actually, I wouldn't even say he isn't helping you. At this point I think it's safe to say actively contributing to the problem by interfering with your ability to resolve it.
Press charges and teach that bitch a lesson.
I can't believe you still refer to that douchebag as "your friend." Pay you "over time?" If you don't press charges, I guarantee you will never see a dime.
Call the police.
You should call People's Court or one of those shows. I had a friend who was on it once and they pay for all damages, even the person who loses makes a few bucks.
This is the kind of story that would get their attention.
you sound like a nice guy --- but you must the police & make a report immediately!!!!
File a police report now. Its the right thing to do... not just for you and your friend but for the next person she goes mental on.
Found your story in Digg.
Press charges man.
Think about it: her attitude, the way she is being protected, the ridiculous situation in which she puts herself without regard of consequences or other people.
This is not normal. and you will get screwed if you don't act.
How did your wife feel after this? Does your "friend" understand the predicament he has put you in by protecting his girlfriend? Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me man... Besides, if she was going to "pay up" whatever she is offering, be it enough to cover damages or not, why did not pay up right then & there? For all you know her boyfriend could have just been saying that she was offering to pay or even apologizing. If he covers for her, imagine what else he's covering up! Look at what all you have to go through now by getting quotes, sharing a ride with your wife, etc. That is not fair to your wife because of some estranged psycho witch that your FRIEND does not seem to want to let go of! I wouldnt have given the keys back and I would have called the cops right then. Pressing charges now after the fact does not look very good. To not call the cops initially because OTHERS whose personal properties were not harmed only says someone there had something to hide besides the girlfriend. You gotta watch the company you keep, you have a wife. How would you feel if this happened to her in your vehicle?
Your friend isn't acting much like a friend. Maybe you could talk with the police about it and have them do an investigation that would involve them talking with your friend. I doubt he'll with-hold information from them because that would be a charge against him if he did.
Wow that is really bad and you should have called the cops and kept her keys and pressed charges. To those who said give the keys back to her well they are the village idiots. Why because you can make what they call a citizens arrest. I don't think they cops would have a problem with that. After all you could also claim you were also protecting the public at large because she was not mentally stable.
Actually Id still call the cops as I am sure you have documented the crime and that's what it was...
Press criminal charges. Unfortunately this psycho girl has not learned that consequences have actions, and it is high time that she learns it.
The police can figure out who she is. She caused over two thousand dollars in damages - she needs her punishment.
And your "friend" really isn't a friend at all, if he won't help this get taken care of. If he is taking responsibility for her actions - sue him.
i agree with everyone here. if you're not careful, you will be taken advantage of. if you don't do anything about this situation, you will not receive one dime of that money. also, you definitely should set up something for donations like mark said. good luck and that "friend" of yours isn't much of one. fyi, I found you on digg.com 2425 diggs!
I'm no psychology expert, but if the friend is protecting the girl then isn't he confirming his guilt as a cheater? What person would go through being accused of cheating and all of the theatrics and high school drama and still want to be with their partner? Your friend isn't so pathetic that he wants to keep on to a girl he should be deathly afraid of, is he?
The girl offers $1000! What a riot! Much less damage can amount to much more repair costs. In other words, she should be happy she didn't mistake a more recent model car to be hers.
If you can just recognize this is wrong, then what are you doing considering your friend a friend still? He's making himself responsible if he chooses to withold information you need.
Why no insurance???
Send the bitch to jail. Now.
MAN up. All of you. A bunch of males in a household let some nutcase woman do all this damage? Was she heavily armed at the time or were all the men in the house just pussies? No zip ties in the place? Cripes, she'd last about 10 seconds at my place before she'd be cuffed up with a piece of duct tape over her mouth.
And your 'buddy' is protecting her? Unbelievable. MAN up on him as well.
i can fix this for you. whats her myspace page?
If your friend is not going to help you track this lunatic down, then he's no friend at all. Sorry for your situation. I hope it all gets resolved. Keep us posted.
First off, that shit is crazy, but seriously mate, your "friend" that is protecting his girlfriend will certainly cave when the police are asking the questions in the following criminal investigation. All that you have to do is get it started, I'm certain the cops will do the bulk of the work for you and apply the appropriate pressure.
I am from PDX too... I am deeply afraid of this woman you describe! Portland's a small town, it should be easy to track your beast sir!
Wow wtf.
Press charges! Tell your friend that it is nothing against him, but that you can not afford to pay the damages and that, even though you are good friends, you are not comfortable with him paying for her actions.
Actions have consequences. If she does not pay for her actions she will have an unfair advantage. It is like this: if she came over to your friend's house, took $2000 out of your wallet and left, and you could get it back but didnt, then you must be fine with being robbed.
That was a strange analogy, but, if I make as much sense to you as I do to me, then it makes sense for you to press charges.
First, sorry this happened to you.
Second, I'm gonna agree with everyone else here. I'd tell your friend to either give up the girls name or the friendship is over. I'd press charges either way.
Dude you have to take her to court...that's what it is there for. Sue her!
I can tell you right now from experience, no matter how close you are to this girl's boyfriend, the odds are you won't be getting paid for the damages unless you press criminal charges. Believe it or not, this would probably benefit more than just you in the end...if the girl went that insane, then she clearly is in need of immediate help for her mental state. You'd be doing her a much-needed favor in the long run. And if her boyfriend is still protecting her after all of this, it's clear something else has got to be going on or she's been in trouble like this before.
As for 'offering' to help out with $1000 (although I doubt you'll ever actually see that money)...heck, I've seen minor scratches that have cost $700 to repair without insurance!
Miya,
You hit the nail right on the head... I believe she has been in trouble like this before.
As everyone else says:
Press. Charges.
definitely press charges. A similar thing happened to my brother. My brother's girlfriend's ex-bf plowed his car into my brother's car. He pressed charges got a 100% refund for his damages. He also got a temporary restraining order against that guy and he violated it within two days.
To sum it up he got arrested and had to pay 5k in bail.
You know what kind of car she has, you have her MySpace profile, you know where her boyfriend lives, and you have plenty of witnesses. Even if you don't know her name, report the incident to the police ASAP. They would probably be able to figure out who she is before you can.
i know most people have already told you to press charges, and what do you care about yet another internet opinion, but really really really, you should.
this woman clearly has anger issues - possibly deep seated psychological problems. and apparently the people around her (eg, her boyfriend) don't think it's serious enough to make her get help. now, that's not your responsibility either, but the courts could decide that. ALSO, you'd get reimbursed for the repairs and she'd have a criminal charge on her record - which she deserves. you should also convince the innocent girl who got accosted to file assault charges.
if you report the issue to the cops, they'll question the boyfriend and he'll be required by law to give her up. it might hurt your friendship, but hopefully it will only be temporary, and your friend will see that she needed help, and that he's better off without her.
I know many of you can't understand my actions and probably have made assumptions about my situation.
What I can tell you that this is a close friend of mine.
It probably seems irrational, but calling the cops that night at that moment would have created more issues (I know many of you won't understand where I am coming from here).
And for those who wonder - I can tell all of you I am a good (law abiding) person and I'm not sketchy and I am clear of conscience as far as what I did, how I behaved, and who I deal with. I don't have control over other people and their situations. I feel I was just at the wrong place at the wrong time and I'm just trying to make the best of it at this point. Do I regret being there- obviously. I just wanted to hang and relax with some peeps and blow off some steam.
I agree with all of you that she needs to pay and that she also should go to jail. My friend probably would not forgive me for sending his girlfriend to jail (even if she deserves it) so that is where some of my heavy burden lies and why I have hesitated. It will also prolong me getting my money as I will have to fight for it in the legal system even though its rightfully mine.
I have to think twice before you decide to give up a good friendship throughout the years - as I feel that he is in HIS time of need. I need to help him see he needs to leave here - and get my money. Once I can do that, then I can put the bitch in jail ;).
But yes, thanks everyone for trying to help me do the right thing. I feel all of you are watching out for my best interest - so thanks.
-mauricio
amazing. only a woman would do something like this.
I found your blog on Digg. > < Oh dear, you are getting rather famous. I'm not going to offer words of advice, but I will offer understanding and empathy for your position.
I had/have a pair of friends that have a moral compass that does not point North. I wont go into details. They did something that I can only describe as depraved and horrifically stupid. Left me feeling confused, do I leave them or keep them? I have been their fiend for 10 years. My solution was to demote them. I still talk to them by my involvement in their lives is limited now. I can't trust them to make logical and rational decisions with the best interests of themselves or others in mind. But they are still fun people to interact with. Maybe my story will help you. I dunno, not the same experience, but one with a similar feeling of frustration I think.
1. Press charges.
2. The only reason I see that the cops were called is perhaps she is a minor and your friend isn't? (Could prove problematic.)
But seriously legal recourse is absolutely necessary in this situation.
This is outright crazy. After you get your money, I'd tell your friend that if he doesn't break up with her you can't be his buddy anymore. Too much of a risk. Is she a fucking coke addict or something that is some serious instability.
I'm going to echo the other comments on here and say that you need to press charges. Really. For the good of your friend, the banshee, and whoever she might hurt in the future. This is clearly not rational behaviour and if the alleged "slut" were alone when she came back, she might have done something permanent.
Seriously, someone could get hurt if your "friend" goes on protecting and abetting her behaviour. She needs help. Perhaps if she gets some, the two of them could have a healthy relationship but as it is now, there's real danger here. You could not have experienced this and not know that. You can't know that and look the other way.
"But if you would like to help the cause, I would be grateful if you take the time to click on an advertisement that interests you and in turn donate a few cents to the cause."
Ooooh... NOW I GET IT.
You got me! I did it all for the money... and I'm getting filthy rich from google ads too. Those $12 I made allowed me to buy another month of hosting for my blog! All that trouble _was worth it after all.
For the record, I put the pics up to get quotes and for my own documentation. I then put the quote up to get further quote comparisons. The pics blew up on flickr and people started asking me what happened.
I then put the full story on my blog. I'm not complaining and I'm not whining. I'm not really asking for help. This is just an account of what happened.
Several people have offered to send me a few dollars as a donation. I do not feel right in taking donations as of yet as I still believe I will get my money.
As an alternative, I mentioned that I (always) appreciate it if you contribute by visiting a sponsor whether it is on this post or any others which I have done, but you certainly are not obligated.
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